Scene I: Outside the Pineapple
Narrator: Aaahhh... a wonderful day!
(disco music plays)
Scene II: Inside Pineapple
SpongeBob: Party my pants down!
How are you doing Patrick?
(eats some chips and drops the rest on the floor)
Timmy: I wish I had soda!
Cosmo: You've got it!
Timmy: Soda anyone?
Timmy: There you go!
(drinks soda and spills it)
Timmy: I'm coming SpongeBob! (walks over to SpongeBob but trips over slippery soda) Ouchie.
SpongeBob: Why in the world did you trip?
Timmy: I don't know.
SpongeBob: Well, I'll check! (licks floor) Soda.
Timmy: I wish SpongeBob had a sod---
SpongeBob: No! Not that. You tripped over the slippery soda!
Cosmo: Wow. I didn't know that things can be slippery over summer!
(Gary slithers away)
SpongeBob: Let's clean up!
(Cosmo, Poof, Wanda, Patrick and SpongeBob run to the closet)
Timmy: (still on the floor) Guys? Can you pick me up here?
Scene III: In the Kitchen
SpongeBob: (cleans up with broom) Sweepy, sweepy!
Timmy: (cleaning up as well) Dusty, busty!
Scene VI: The Closet
Patrick: Mmm.... let me see. Should I wash with Wonker Donker's Toilet Supplies? Or Dabreeze Air Freshener?
Eenie, meenie, minie, mo....
Scene V: The Kitchen
Timmy: Hey, we're almost done!
SpongeBob: Do you know what that means?
Patrick: (running towards Timmy and SpongeBob) Dabreeze Air Freshener!
Timmy and SpongeBob: NO!
(Patrick sprays Dabreeze Air Freshener)
SpongeBob: Patrick! What was that for?
Patrick: I freshened up the pineapple.
Timmy: And ruined it. Now we have to build it and clean it!
SpongeBob: Besides, I never really use that anyways.
Cosmo: Go Patrick! It's smelling like raspberry tropical breeze now!
Wanda: No! Don't use it anymore!
Patrick: I'm with the green one.
Cosmo: Whoo-hoo! One for me, none for you, I'm on fire!
(Pineapple goes on fire)
Cosmo: Ouch! Literally.
Scene VI: The Living Room
SpongeBob: Are we ready to clean up?
Timmy: I hid the Dabreeze somewhere Patrick could never find it!
SpongeBob: Good, now we start!
Scene VII: The Bathroom
Patrick: Dabreeze? Where are you?
(Dabreeze Air Freshener falls from top of the shelf)
Patrick: (grabs Dabreeze) Yippee!
Scene IX: The Living Room
SpongeBob: So Timmy, how was your week---what in the world?
Patrick: (runs into living room with Dabreeze Air Freshener!) Dabreeeeezzzeeee!!!!!
SpongeBob and Timmy: NO!
(Patrick sprays Dabreeze)
Timmy: Hey, didn't you already mess it up once?
Patrick: Uh....I don't think so.
SpongeBob: No offense but, get away from house today, you've done enough damage!
(Patrick walks to his house sadly)
Scene X: Patrick's Rock
Patrick: (sits in his chair) Dabreeze...
(Patrick starts crying)
(Cosmo poofs up)
Cosmo: Aw, are you okay?
Cosmo: Good. Sorry for encouraging you to mess the house up, it's my fault. I do alot of goofing. One time, Wanda told me to go to bed, but instead I went to my super ultra disco party room in the goldfish bowl. It's huge.
Cosmo: Let me give you something to hug and make you feel better.
(Cosmo poofs up Poof)
Poof: Poof, poof!
Patrick: Aw, can I hold him?
(Poof poofs himself into Patrick's arms)
Patrick: How cute.
Poof: Poof, poof.
Cosmo: Feeling better?
Cosmo: Want to go outside?
Scene XI: SpongeBob's Yard
SpongeBob: Here to ruin my day?
Patrick: Nope, besides, this will make you better.
(Patrick hands Poof to SpongeBob)
Patrick: Do you want to party?
(screen fades on Patrick)