Title Card Quotes
Man 1: Up there in the sky!
Man 2: It's a plaaane!!
Man 1: Yes it's a plane!
Man 2: No It's STUPOR COSMO!
Narrator: Yes it's Stupor Cosmo!
Narrator: Possesive extraordinary powers
Narrator: This strange being from another planet is...
Narrator: Faster than a bullet!
Narrator: More powerful than a speeding locomotive!
Narrator: Can leap the tallest building!
(Stupor leaps into the building and hangs on the antenna)
Narrator: The sky has fallen him... A mild manner reporter on the Metro Dimmsdale Newspaper
Narrator: Stupor Cosmo fights an endless battle againts the forces of evil!
(Stupor's hand gets stuck in his other hand and spins as he removes it. He gets a medicine called "ACME MILD PILLS FOR MILD MANNERED PEOPLE", drinks it and gets some water)
TV Soap Opera: Mwhahahahah! You can't stop me Mr. Jorgen Von Strangel!
TV Soap Opera: I blow up everything! BOOM! POWY! BLAM! KA-BOOM!
TV Soap Opera: All over countries buildings! bridges! power plants! trains! ships!
TV Soap Opera: Everywhere ruined and destruction
TV Soap Opera: And I Harvard Ratmik will be supreme mwhahahahaha!
Stupor Cosmo: Blow up buildings, bridges, sink ships?
Stupor Cosmo: Say I believe this Harvard Ratmik sound is a leauge with the forces of evil!
Stupor Cosmo: And this is a job for stupor Cosmo!
Stupor Cosmo: Now to the broom closet
Stupor Cosmo: where the change is a mild mannered newspaper reporter to that of stupor Cosmo!
(Goes inside the broom closet which he mistakes it as a witch costume)
Witch Cosmo: Hehehehehehehehe! Oops! wrong costume!
(Goes back and gets the Super outfit)
Stupor Cosmo: Tadaa!
(Notices the shoulder sleeve is faced backwards)
TV Soap Opera: And I Harvard Ratmik will rule the world Mwhahahahaha!
Timmy: Now I'd like to watched this corny soap operas!
Stupor Cosmo: Where is he? where's the tiny little sneak.
Stupor Cosmo: Ahaa! he stays out in the window eii!
Stupor Cosmo: Stay in the side! this is a job for STUPOR COSMO!
(Opens the window but closes before he can go out, breaks the window and bumps into another building)
Stupor Cosmo: stix! I-I mean wouldn't they think they can find other places to put a building?
(Stupor flies and sees a building blowing up)
Stupor Cosmo: The building right there it's blowing up!
(Cuts to the building)
Stupor Cosmo: Ahaa! the evil work of Harvard Ratmik this is a jot for STUPOR COSMO!
(Flies to the building and carries the building to its original place)
Stupor Cosmo: Tadaa!
(A construction worker goes to Cosmo)
Stupor Cosmo: No thanks for a nessacarilly good man i'm just doing my duty
(Worker punches Cosmo)
Stupor Cosmo: Then the lights went out all over the world!
(Stupor sees a submarine)
Stupor Cosmo: There! in the ocean a ship sinking
(Camera cuts to the submarine)
Stupor Cosmo: Thank goodness raging plan from Harvard Ratmik with no-man for uuuh STUPOR DUCK!
(Carries the submarine and a cannon hits him)
Stupor Cosmo: Alright Ratmik, let's see if you try that again!
Submarine Captain: FIRE ONE!
Submarine Sailor: ONE WAY SIR!
(A missile fires)
Stupor Cosmo: Woo hoo - woo hoo - woo hoo - woo hoo - woo hoo - woo hoo!
Stupor Cosmo: Mother!
(Sinks and leaves floating things including his "S" from his Super Outfit)
TO BE CONTINIUED