Timmy: Hello Dimmsdale! and this is Wipedout! I'm Timmy Turner and my co-partner Cosmo Cosma
Cosmo: Yes! now our obstacle courses for the qualifier are the break-away planks, big balls, log roll and finally, the fender-bender.
Timmy: Now this is Wanda the 45 year old fairy who's going to the course (Horn goes off)
Cosmo: There she goes and... now she's off her feet
Timmy: These Cosmo you would leap the starting ramp to the platform!
Cosmo: Yeah! Instead curly-hair girl ramped into the early bird hit replacement cycle
Wanda: I got it!
Cosmo: No! you don't have it yet Wanda. Because those are the breakaway planks!
Cosmo: One of those planks are thirdy and some...
(Wanda gets hit and falls to the mud)
Timmy: Wanda... plastered by the planks!
Cosmo: That taken years take to her life, but the mud has taken years off her face!
Cosmo: Wanda's now out again as she just have to make it across the second set (Wanda falls) of planks...
Both: OOOOOHHHH! (Timmy laughs)
Cosmo: plastered by the planks again!
Cosmo: Now she's finally through that first obstacle. And heading towards the ramp to second... The bigs balls!
Wanda: I can't do it!
Cosmo: No argue about to jump Wanda! that's the job of the motivator!
Timmy: 45 year old Wanda making no signs! (Wanda hits and falls) the hit!... OOOOOHHH!
Timmy: Into the water!
Cosmo: Uhh? guess that was good but, that's the big ball wipeout. I don't kinda more!
Timmy: Now here comes Kimmy! wierd!
Cosmo: What's wierd?
(Horn goes off)
Cosmo: Well Timmy sounds like there's a showdown on our hands and here comes Kimmy!
Timmy: Is there anything to do with that baby oil that you showed me earlier. Doesn't it?
Cosmo: Just because I have a 55 gallon of baby oil that I accidentally increaminated it on the entire ramping
Cosmo: Okay, let's have a quiz to Kimmy. What will she do?
A - Run Screaming in the Other Direction.
B - Grow Wings and Fly Across
or C - Wipeout!
(Kimmy hits and falls)
Cosmo: Why's the look-alike of you looks a-bit crazier
Timmy: Because it's time for the Big balls!
Kimmy: What am I suppose to do?
Cosmo: You're not the only one to move Kimmy! Meet the motivator! Now you need to move!
Cosmo: Now get out of the way uh-oh! (Kimmy gets hit by the motivator)
Timmy: The first victim of the motivator! I wanna know everything here!
Cosmo: Now Kimmy is on the rolling log and nothing happened!
Kimmy: What am I doing?
Tootie: Just jump!
Cosmo: Hey look! a deer
Timmy: And that's the animal that signs that there's no one jumping.
Cosmo: Now we're gonna (Hears Kimmy fall) we can't wait for Kimmy anymore. Sorry Dimmsdale!
Timmy: When we comeback, the second half of the qualifier! Who's gonna win a gaming console?
Cosmo: Find out when we come back on Wipedout!